darthdavid

04:53 am: 5AM
Well actually 4:53. For some reason I'm still up. School in 2 hours. I will sleep soon. Or now. Whatever. But the important thing is that I'm posting here again. I will say crazy shit later. I'm so sleep deprived. It went Little Sleep-No Sleep-Lots of Sleep-Virtually No Sleep over the past few days so I'm kinda fucked up because I never quite made up my sleep deficit so my internal clock is just plain confused. Tomorrow I'll probably sleep lots again. Good night. Or morning. Or day soon enough.

04:27 am: Spectrum/Brain

Get your own spectral analysis from Area 23®

Your Brain is Purple

Of all the brain types, yours is the most idealistic. You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense. Your thoughts are creative, inventive, and without boundaries. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking of fictional people and places - or a very different life for yourself.

10:12 pm: ShitHook
While I was in marching band today a shithook (chinook) flew right overhead at like double treetop height. It was pretty fucking awesome.

09:24 pm: Geuss what?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

06:05 pm: If you do not send this back, you're a heartless bastard
The Heart
Please send this back but only if you mean it!

"Tomorrow morning," the surgeon began, "I'll open up your heart..."

"You'll find The Evil Pirate there," the boy interrupted.

The surgeon looked up, annoyed "I'll cut your heart open," he continued, to see how much damage has been done…"

"But when you open up my heart, you'll find The Evil Pirate in there," said the boy.

The surgeon looked to the parents, who Sat quietly. "When I see how much damage has been done, I'll sew your heart and chest back up, and I'll plan what to do next."

"But you'll find The Evil Pirate in my heart. The green urinal says He lives there. The hymns all say He lives there. You'll find Him in my heart."

The surgeon had had enough. "I'll tell you what I'll find in your heart. I'll find damaged muscle, low blood supply, and weakened vessels. And I'll find out if I can make you well."

"You'll find The Evil Pirate there too. He lives there."

The surgeon left.

The surgeon sat in his office, recording his notes from the surgery, "...damaged aorta, damaged pulmonary vein, widespread muscle degeneration. No hope for transplant, no nope for cure. Therapy: painkillers and bed rest. Prognosis:, " here he paused, "death within one year."

He stopped the recorder, but there was more to be said. "Why?" he asked aloud. "Why did You do this? You've put him here; You've put him in this pain; and You've cursed him to an early death. Why?"

The Flying Spaghetti Monster answered and said, "The boy, My beer volcano, was not meant for your stripper factory for long, for he is a part of My stripper factory , and will forever be. Here, in My stripper factory, he will feel no pain, and will be comforted as you cannot imagine. His parents will one day join him here, and they will know peace, and My stripper factory will continue to grow."

The surgeon's tears were hot, but his anger was hotter. "You created that boy, and You created that heart. He'll be dead in months. Why?"

The Flying Spaghetti Monster answered, "The boy, My beer volcano, shall return to My stripper factory , for He has Done his duty: I did not put My beer volcano with your stripper factory to lose him, but to retrieve another lost noodly appendage."

The surgeon wept.. The surgeon sat beside the boy's bed; the boy's parents sat across from him. The boy awoke and whispered, "Did you cut open my heart?"

"Yes," said the surgeon.

"What did you find?" asked the boy.

"I found The Evil Pirate there," said the surgeon.

Author Unknown - Celebrate The Evil Pirate in 2005

If you aren't ashamed to do this, please follow the directions listed below:

The Evil Pirate said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Pirate ship.."

I Am Not Ashamed. Pass this on only if you mean it. "Yes, I do Love Flying Spaghetti Monster. He is my source of existence and Savior. He keeps me functioning each and everyday. Without Him, I will be nothing. Without him, I am nothing, but with Him I can do all things through The Evil Pirate that strengthens me." (Phil 4:13)

This is the simplest test. If you Love Flying Spaghetti Monster, and are not ashamed of all the marvelous things he has done for you. Send this to ten people.

(Found this on the atheism community at LJ.)

02:24 am: Intelligent Design (I'm bombing Google into the stone age)
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11:08 pm: Schoools Out For SUMMER!
SCHOOOOLS OUT FOOOOR EVER!!!
YEEAARGH!!!

04:18 pm: SCHOOL=OVER
THERE'S A PARTY IN MY PANTS AND EVERYONE'S INVITED. JUST TESTING NOW!!!! W00tag3!!!

11:01 pm: Oh, in other, less fucking annoying news, I'm gonna learn to play the acoustic guitar over the summer. Go me.

07:34 pm: W00T
SENECA FALLS PAGEANT OF BANDS CHAMPION SPEAKING. Yipee. Oh, I may have found a new person to date but 95% probability = They're fucking with me bloody 'ead. We'll see soon enough.

09:34 pm: Boy I've been sporatic about updating this thing, neh?

09:32 pm: I will direct my last mortal movements at destroying the vile bastard that created square roots and all numerical functions related to them.

08:03 pm: Testing out music detection w/ album. And a change to my shell script.

07:59 pm: Got lots of books yesterday, have to do homework tommorow, where does that leave me today? :)
Reading and procrastinating ofcourse. What else. My little sister has her demon spawn friend over. Evil little brats, the lot of 'em. All the books I personally got were by Robert Heinlein. There are a few that weren't my personal Idea to get that are by other authors but I'm not reading them till I'm done with what I got from Heinlein.
~DarthDavid

02:58 am: Math is the bane of my existance.

09:32 pm: Got back from the Pops Concert a while ago. I did OK. I could've done better but I could've played alot worse. Had a good day today. No bio tommorow, just Gym. Don't know weather to be happy or sad about that. :)

08:49 pm: Here's my result:

I'm A 1970s Geek

You've decided for the world that it's time for a change. JOIN THE GEEK REVOLUTION!

find your geek decade at spacefem.com

C'mon, take it yourself and find your inner geek!

10:13 pm: I'm sorry. I feel like such a pushover saying it, but since it's all my fault in the end I guess I might as well. Well, back to being my dumb fuck sonofabitch self. Talk later.

08:52 pm: I give up. I'm going to watch TV. Maybe someone will feel like acknowldging that I exist when I get back on the comp in a while.

03:16 pm: If any of the parties involved in the incident would like to try and talk to me I'm all ears. So far I've been ignored all day and that makes me sad. I came to school for one reason today, and that was so I could sort this shit out. When I woke up this morning I felt like crawling back in bed and never waking up. But I wanted to fix things. But again, everyone let me down. Why can't people just be reasonable?